This month’s comedy club show was seemlessly held together by Liverpudlian compere Silky (by name, not by nature),
notes a British English website.
…calls for Mr Molloy to explain, changed seemlessly to calls for him to resign once his explanation of a simple, honest error became public,
an Irish newspaper recounts.
Dear authors and writers all, it’s SEAMLESSLY: e.g.
to integrate users’ disparate supply-chain systems, so that buyers and sellers can communicate seamlessly with each other.
Any decent spellchecker ought to spot the mistake.
That said, you are far from alone in your mistake, although it’s very much a minority trend. (The News on the Web corpus has 75 vs. 27,018 examples, a minuscule percentage. But that’s as it should be, since that corpus contains journalism. The iWeb corpus of general language has 777 vs. 98,078.)
What does seamlessly mean?
According to the Oxford Online Dictionary’s elegantly eloquent definition: “Smoothly and continuously, with no apparent gaps or spaces between one part and the next.” That entry contains plentiful examples, such as:
Each song is seamlessly integrated into the film.
The conversation flowed seamlessly.
History has a way of ignoring such insolent details, of weaving them seamlessly into its larger narrative fabric.
And here’s another apposite example, this time from Collins:
The story flits between the two different eras that seamlessly link together as it progresses.
Seamlessly‘s a metaphor. A seamless garment, for instance, is one which consists of a single piece of material, with no seams.
(The seamless garment metaphor was common in 17 C, is enshrined in a certain trend in current religious ethics and refers to a biblical quotation.1)
According to the un-updated OED entry, none other than Emily Dickinson was the first to use it figuratively, metaphorically, in 1862:
As if some Caravan of Sound Had parted Rank, Then knit, and swept—In Seamless Company.
Then the metaphor became more widespread, especially in describing history as a seamless web (1898), a phrase I seem to remember first encountering at university. That phrase gives a new twist to the metaphor and still seems to be in current use:
Such is the unity of all history that any one [sic] who endeavours to tell a piece of it must feel that his first sentence tears a seamless web.
F. Pollock & F. W. Maitland History of English Law (ed. 2) I. i. i. 1
In place of these dogmas, Quine proposes a metaphor that our system of beliefs is a seamless web. (2000)
And Auden used it in Under Sirius (1949):
And last night, you say, you dreamed of that bright blue morning,
The hawthorn hedges in bloom,
When, serene in their ivory vessels,
The three wise Maries come,
Sossing through seamless waters, piloted in
By sea-horse and fluent dolphin:
[To soss is defined by the OED as “to splash in mud or dirt”.]
And, finally, seamlessly the adverb premieres in 1906:
The whole web is woven seamlessly and without break.
G. Saintsbury, History of English Prosody
If you asked someone to explain why seemlessly should mean “without a break”, I guess they’d say, “Well, you use it when one thing blends into another so smoothly that it doesn’t even seem to be changing, and so you don’t notice it. Nothing seems to be happening. The process is “seemless.”
Something like that, anyway.
The only problem is it’s not a “word.” That is, no dictionary recognizes it.
But hang on! “There IS an adjective seemless”, someone cries. (First used in The Faerie Queene.)
The only problem is it means “unseemly; shameful; unfitting”. Well, not the only problem. It’s also “archaic”, which is dictionary-speak for “Nobody uses it any more”. But if they did, seemlessly would mean “shamefully”.
Not really the meaning people want.
When I told my partner my version of the explanation for seamlessly, they suggested – being much cannier than me – seenlessly. Sure enough, it exists, but with a piffling 96 hits on Google is very much under the radar at the moment. From a review on Amazon:
I love how the author seenlessly incorporates “big words” into sentences that students can identify the meaning through context clues.
But here seenlessly means “invisibly”, I suspect.
1 John, 19:23-24
23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
24 They said therefore among themselves, Let us not rend it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be: that the scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, They parted my raiment among them, and for my vesture they did cast lots. These things therefore the soldiers did.